I heard it from the gangster 
I heard it from the priest 
I heard it from my best friend 
Way down in the middle east 
 
Have a nice day. That's all I hear every day 
Have a nice day. I don't believe a word you say 
 
I heard from the landlord 
When he kicked me out 
I heard it from the spirits 
As they possessed my house 
 
Have a nice day. That's all I hear every day 
Have a nice day. I don't believe a word you say 
 
When they look me in the eye I turn the other way 
It's just a trained reaction something they gotta say... yeah 
 
I heard it from New Zealand 
I heard it at the club 
I heard it from my doctor 
Before he pulled the plug 
 
Have a nice day. That's all I hear every day 
Have a nice day. I don't believe a word you say 
Have a nice day. That's all I hear every day 
Have a nice day. I don't believe a word you say