He's go so many problems 
You can count them one by one 
He's a filthy, stupid apeman 
He never has any fun 
He lives in the jungle in a cave by a hill 
Plays an old loud drum  
He's primitive, barely human 
 
Apeman hop, apeman hop 
 
Paint the face of a demon, glowing by the fire light 
Hoppin' like an elephant 
Thunderin' like me tonight 
He's the world's worst recycler 
The iceman comes a lot 
He's the devil's apprentice 
He's a prehistoric man 
 
Apeman hop, apeman hop 
 
At night he's gonna sacrifice his beloved apeman girl 
Tie her to the alter, pull out her heart and eat her flesh 
 
Apeman hop, apeman hop, apeman hop, apeman hop 
Apeman