Somebody calls me on the phone 
Say hey-hey-hey is Arty home 
You wanna take a walk 
You wanna go cop 
You wanna go get some Chinese rock 
 
I'm livin' on a Chinese rock 
All my best things are in hock 
I'm livin' on a Chinese rock 
Everything is in the pawn shop 
 
The plaster fallin' off the wall 
My girlfriend cryin' in the shower stall 
It's hot as a bitch 
I should've been rich 
But I'm just diggin' a Chinese ditch