Now I wanna wrestle in the garden 
I'm on my way to stardom 
I know I'm ready I know I'm great 
But first I've got to get in shape 

Cause I got my eye on the Russian Bear 
Gonna tear him up I swear 
This guy thinks he's the champion 
Gonna take his belt and beat him! 

I'm the crusher king of the ring 
I'm the crusher king of the ring 
I'm the crusher king of the ring 
I'm the crusher king of the ring 

I'm ready for a match with the Russian Bear 
Gonna pile drive him pull his hair 
I might have a foreign object in my trunks 
I might have to use on that punk 

Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone 
If you're my victim you're beaten 
I'm a lean mean fighting machine 
Powerful and strong like King Kong 

I'm the crusher king of the ring 
I'm the crusher king of the ring 
I'm the crusher king of the ring 
I'm the crusher king of the ring 

Started having seconds thoughts I was scared as hell 
The last thing I wanted was to hear them ring the bell 
I mean the Russian Bear could probably 
Tear me limb from limb 

He'd probably grin be real happy with himself 
This is not good for my healthy 
I'm not coming out of the dressing room 
And get beaten up by that goon 

Go back to Russia go back home! 
Don't wanna get a broken bone 
Or a lump on my head 
Ain't gonna hide under the bed 

I'm the crusher king of the ring 
I'm the crusher king of the ring 
I'm the crusher king of the ring 
I'm the crusher king of the ring 
I'm the crusher