There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' 
You gotta keep it beatin' 
For all the hoppin' cretins 
 
Cretin! Cretin! 
 
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl 
My feet won't stop 
Doin' the Cretin Hop 
Cretin! Cretin! 
 
1-2-3-4 
Cretins wanna hop some more 
4-5-6-7 
All good cretins go to heaven  
Rockaway Beach  
Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum 
The sun is out and I want some 
It's not hard, not far to reach 
We can hitch a ride