Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy! 
DDT did a job on me 
Now I am a real sickie 
Guess I'll have to break the news 
That I got no mind to lose 
All the girls are in love with me 
I'm a teenage lobotomy 
 
Slugs and snails are after me 
DDT keeps me happy 
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em 
That I got no cerebellum 
Gonna get my Ph.D. 
I'm a teenage lobotomy