We're a happy family 
We're a happy family 
We're a happy family 
Me mom and daddy 
 
Siting here in Queens 
Eating refried beans 
We're in all the magazines 
Gulpin' down thorazines 
 
We ain't got no friends 
Our troubles never end 
No Christmas cards to send 
Daddy likes men 
 
Daddy's telling lies 
Baby's eating flies 
Mommy's on pills 
Baby's got the chills 
 
I'm friends with the President 
I'm friends with the Pope 
We're all making a fortune 
Selling Daddy's dope