I am a tu tu tu tu tough tough guy 
I tell no tales I do no lie 
 
I am a tu tu tu tu tough tough guy 
Halo round my head to tough to die 
 
Main attraction in a freak side show 
Down in the basement where the cobwebs grow 
On my last leg just gettin' by 
Halo round my read too tough to die 
 
Rainy days rain cool wine 
I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine 
Hot sweat on my face 
I feel like goin' out someplace 
 
Up late light my chocolate sweet 
Down at the gym where the muscle boys meet 
I am very nice guy very sincere 
In real good shape I have no fear 
 
At the concert when the band comes on 
I am in the ring where I belong 
On my last leg just gettin' by 
Halo round my head too tough to die