fortune frowned on me 
she's a big girl and she got me 
now i'm down the hall 
i'm the last door on the east wing 

you don't know what it's like to be like me 
you don't know what it's like to go between 
i'll write a weekly letter 
and keep you wondering what it means 
to be like me 

someday i'll be strong 
i'll find a nice girl and a new car 
escape my destiny 
i'm gonna break out i'm gonna shake out 

chorus 

i'll move to a strange and distant land 
and change ever after who i am 

chorus 

i'll never get much better but i don't mind