[1st Verse] 
 
I've been around the world 
And I Yi Yi 
Don't know why people 
What? 
Why people go to the strip club 
To spend their dough  
Just to see butt 
To see these ladies strip 
And take off all their clothes 
I do not know why 
They choose such a spot 
I just don't know why 
We get hot 
It's probably cause  
They make it hop and twurk the pole 
And their headlights are sitting bold 
Makes it look like its getting' cold 
Can I hold you tight 
Hop on my lap 
And do that dance 
I come to spend ones and huns 
On lovely skin 
Booty weighs a ton 
Let the game begin  
Cause here I come 
Teccanina swope down like space invaders boy 
Pull out the piece like on you haters boy 
Forget about the haters  
I don't wanna talk about 'em 
On this right now 
I wanna talk about 
That butt them breasts 
Yes yes wanna test 
Now sanity stops 
When the fannie g. drops 
Fantasy locked 
On makin' the canopy rock 
Panties be hot 
When we walk in 
All vanity pops 
In every glam if she's stocked 
Make her make it 
Frantically hop 
We're all at the tittie bar 
VIP and all of the kitties 
Are sittin' with me 
They're all knowin' 
Who we are 
TECHN9NE, baby 
How you doin' 
What you drinkin' 
Caribou 
Is what I'm thinkin' 
Kansas City, baby 
Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo, 
We got relish 
Don't be jealous 
That's a hey no, no,no 
Me and my fellas 
Travelin' lookin' for them 
Who does what 
Make it hop 
In Houston, Texas 
ATL, California 
Whazzup 
 
[Chorus] 
 
Bianks with breasts and big butts 
Here I come baby 
Enough to make the big bucks 
Here I come baby 
151 and Malibu rum and pineapple juice in 
My cup 
Here I come baby 
Fellas in the front 
Let me hear you grunt 
Fellas in the back 
Watch that booty clap 
Ladies in the middle 
Let me hear you sizzle 
Yell 
TECHN9NE is hard as hell 
 
[2nd Verse] 
 
Catch me on the couch 
With two stouts 
Mouth to mouth 
Bounce to the techno festival 
See lots of lezbo 
Lets go ghetto 
Or heavy metal 
We slam dancing 
Blair witch raves 
In the woods 
Up in Cameron 
Rollin' 
Diggin' the private schoolers 
St. Theresa's bishop Hogan 
Those are the kind 
That do ya 
Get that sarabell explosion 
All of my homies kick it pockets 
Ain't no punk 
Trav, Dyno, Grant, Kut 
Seven, John, George, monk 
All at the tittie bar 
Drinkin' and laughin' 
My homie B'zle 
Started this at Bazooka's 
Booties clappin' 
Black, Asian, White, Hatian, Mexican 
And Italian 
Doin' tricks with beer bottles 
Sexy mixed mullato 
I'm comin' to get ya 
Drinkin' liquor 
Off in Sweden, Germany, London 
Back to the STL 
Off in Memphis 
Raisin' hell 
With a stack of hundreds 
Kick her that 
In Miami 
In the Benz 
Aristocrat 
Where the strippers at 
 
[Chorus] 
 
Bianks with breasts and big butts 
Here I come baby 
Enough to make the big bucks 
Here I come baby 
151 and Malibu Rum and pineapple juice 
In my cup 
Here I come baby 
Fellas in the front 
Let me hear you grunt 
Fellas in the back 
Watch the bootie clap 
Ladies in the middle 
Let me hear you sizzle 
Yell 
TECHN9NE is hard as hell 
 
[3rd Verse] 
 
What ya'll doin' after this scat 
With this back activist mack 
Blasphemous acts 
Hit em with a stack 
That will distract a bitch 
All I wanna do 
Is hit the back of this black abyss 
In the cat in the hat for risk 
If you really wanna master this 
Know it's a whole lotta cash to get 
Me and my homeboys 
Will get with 
Your homegirls 
And get in our own world 
We gotta be ready 
To get up and go 
To the bedroom  
Or up in the bathroom 
Givin' me and my homeboys a show 
Baby get low 
To a TECHN9NE tempo 
Do you know 
What you're in for 
Rough sex 
Much sweat 
Enough flesh 
What's next 
Make her say 
Oh la la la la 
Give it to me TECHN9NE 
You're the best time 
That I ever had 
Give it to me papa 
Hit the na na na 
And oh oh oh oh yeah 
I love it when you do me 
Like this teccanina 
And I like it 
When you make it do that 
In Kansas City 
We scan the tittes 
And brand sadities 
Were handsome hippies 
Who land some quickies 
We comin to kick it 
Where you from 
Pirates come screamin' 
Yo ho ho 
151 rum 
 
[Chorus] 
 
Bianks with breasts and big butts 
Here I come baby 
Enough to make the big bucks 
Here I come baby 
151 and Malibu rum and pineapple juice 
In my cup 
Here I come baby 
Fellas in the front 
Let me hear you grunt 
Fellas in the back 
Watch that bootie clap 
Ladies in the middle 
Let me hear you sizzle 
Yell 
TECHN9NE is hard as hell