Friendship is rare,  
Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?  
Friendship is rare.  
My derriere,  
When you find out much later  
That they don't really care.  
It's rare to me, can't you see?  
It's rare to me, can't you see?  
 
Oh shit there's a bear,  
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,  
Also that chair?  
We're fighting a bear  
Now your life's in grave danger  
And you don't even care.  
It's rare to me, can't you see?  
It's rare to me, can't you see?  
It's rare to me,  
Say a prayer for me,  
'Cause it's rare to be  
In Tenacious D.  
 
Friends will be friends  
They're running naked in the sand,  
Friends holding hands  
Will someday surely form a band,  
Friends will be friends  
They say that friends are friends  
To the bitter end.  
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!  
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!  
 
Friends will be friends  
They're running naked in the sand,  
Friends holding hands  
Will someday surely form a band,  
Friends will be friends  
They say that friends are friends  
To the bitter end.  
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!  
Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah