The road is fuckin' hard,  
The road is fuckin' tough-ah,  
There's no question that-eh  
It is rough, rough stuff.  
It's the fuckin' road my friend  
But it's the only road I know.  
When I'm lunchin' on a tasty boosh  
Right after the show.  
You g-go go go!  
 
The road is fuckin' hard,  
It's also really fuckin' tough,  
There's no question that  
It don't take no guff.  
The road is a be-a-itch my friend  
But it's the only fuckin' road I know,  
When I'm snackin' on a tasty boosh  
Right after the show.  
You g-go go go!  
 
I met a tasty baby in Michigan.  
We screwed two times then I left.  
Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan.  
Why can't I stay in one place  
For more than two days.  
Why?!  
Because I'm talkin' about the road. [5X] 
Road!