There is a girl she is brand new 
So shiny vinyl-y 
so finally we know what to do 
And she is toxic what I hear 
And just like plasticine 
I want to squish her 
Because she's perfect 
She's plastic 
She's perfectly plastic 
Everybody wants to kiss her 
Perfect plastic lips 
They said to get away 
But I can't give her the slip 
It makes me wonder if this world is plastic 
A-woah-woah you're really artificial 
It makes me wonder if you might think 
That I may be artificial myself 
It makes me wonder if this world is plastic 
A-woah-woah you're really artificial 
It's officially official! 
You know that girl she's out of touch 
So squeaky, freaky, and I'm thinking 
That she may be too much 
And she's a genius did you know? 
And yeah, I'm sure she really cares about you 
It's officially official 
Kiss those plastic lips!