We were at a party 
His ear lobe fell in the deep 
Someone reached in and grabbed it 
It was a rock lobster 
 
We were at the beach 
Everybody had matching towels 
Somebody went under a dock 
And there they saw a rock 
It wasn't a rock 
It was a rock lobster 
 
Motion in the ocean 
Oooo Wooo 
His air hose broke 
Oooo Wooo 
Lots of trouble 
Oooo Wooo 
Lots of bubble 
Oooo Wooo 
He was in a jam 
S'in a giant clam 
 
Down, down 
 
Underneath the waves 
Mermaids wavin' 
Wavin' to mermen 
Wavin' sea fans 
Sea horses sailin' 
Dolphins wailin' 
 
Red snappers snappin' 
Clam shells clappin' 
Muscles flexin' 
Flippers flippin' 
 
Down, down 
 
Let's rock! 
 
Boy's in bikinis 
Girls in surfboards 
Everybody's rockin' 
Everybody's fruggin' 
 
Twistin' 'round the fire 
Havin' fun 
Bakin' potatoes 
Bakin' in the sun 
 
Put on your noseguard 
Hit on the Lifeguard 
Pass the tanning butter 
 
Here comes a stingray 
There goes a manta-ray 
In walked a jelly fish 
There goes a dog-fish 
Chased by a cat-fish 
In flew a sea robin 
Watch out for that piranha 
There goes a narwhal 
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!