There's a big bird over my house 
Go away, go away 
There's a big bird flying over my house 
And it looks like it's decided to stay 
It's making a mistake...a big mistake 
Big bird 
Big bird 
Big bird 
Big bird 
 
I pinch myself 
I think I'm not dreamng 
I'm not 
I hear screaming! 
C'mon! Get it out now 
Wants to use me to feather its nest 
Now it wants the rest 
 
It's swooping from the branch 
It's swooping from the sky 
Spreadin' its feathers 
Cuttin' out-flying 
 
There's a big gray bird flying over my house 
What do you think I am? 
I'm not a louse! 
 
There's a big bird over my house 
There's a big, big, big bird 
Over my house 
 
What's it doing? 
What does it want? 
 
I pinch myself 
I think I'm dreaming 
I'm not...I hear screaming! 
C'mon! Let it out now 
Wants to use me to feather its nest 
Now it wants the rest 
 
It's swooping from the branch 
Swooping from the sky 
Spreadin' its feathers 
Cuttin' out-flying 
 
There's a big gray bird circling 
'Round my house 
Circling 'round and 'round 
Circling 'round my house 
 
There's a big bird over my house 
There's a big, big, big bird 
Over my house