SUPRIIIIIIZE! PAAAAAARTY! 
Yeah, we just thought we'd drop in! 
Where's your icebox? 
Where's the punch? 
Ew, hoowwsthe Tofu? 
 
Who's to blame when parties really get out of hand? 
Who's to blame when they get poorly planned? 
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoooo-ooooooooo. 
 
Crashers get bombed, slobs make a mess. 
Ya know sometimes they'll even ruin your wife's dress. 
Crashers getttin' bombed. (Who's to blame?) 
Can you pull it back in line? 
Can you salvage it in time? 
 
What can you do to save a party? 
Parcheesi? Charades? A spur-of-the-moment 
Scavenger hunt, or Queen of the Nile? (WOOOOOOOOOOH!) 
Who turned out the lights! (WOOOOOOOOOOH!) 
 
Bombed, crashers gettin' bombed 
crashers gettin' bombed, bombed, bombed, bombed, well who's to blame? 
 
Who's to blame when situations degenerate? 
Disgusting things you'd never anticipate? 
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoooo-ooooooooo. 
 
People get sick, they play the wrong games. 
Ya know, it can ruin your name! 
Crashers gettin' bombed. (Who's to blame?) 
Can you pull it back in line? 
Can you salvage it in time? 
 
WOOOOOOOOOOOH! 
It shouldn't be difficult! 
Try not to condemn! 
O.K. Who ordered pizza? 
I'll be tactful when making the rounds 
Be tactful when making the rounds 
and maybeee you can save a parteeee. 
 
Party gone out of bounds! 
Gone out of bounds! 
Party gone out of bounds! 
Gone out of bounds!