Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo 
You're living in your own Private Idaho 
Living in your own Private Idaho 
Underground like a wild potato. 
Don't go on the patio. 
Beware of the pool, 
blue bottomless pool. 
It leads you straight 
right throught the gate 
that opens on the pool. 
 
You're living in your own Private Idaho. 
You're living in your own Private Idaho. 
 
Keep off the path, beware the gate, 
watch out for signs that say "hidden driveways". 
Don't let the chlorine in your eyes 
blind you to the awful surprise 
that's waitin' for you at 
the bottom of the bottomless blue blue blue pool. 
 
You're livin in your own Private Idaho. Idaho. 
You're out of control, the rivers that roll, 
you fell into the water and down to Idaho. 
Get out of that state, 
get out of that state you're in. 
You better beware. 
 
You're living in your own Private Idaho. 
You're living in your own Private Idaho. 
 
Keep off the patio, 
keep off the path. 
The lawn may be green 
but you better not be seen 
walkin' through the gate that leads you down, 
down to a pool fraught with danger 
is a pool full of strangers. 
 
You're living in your own Private Idaho, 
where do I go from here to a better state than this. 
Well, don't be blind to the big surprise 
swimming round and round like the deadly hand 
of a radium clock, at the bottom, of the pool. 
 
I-I-I-daho 
I-I-I-daho 
Woah oh oh woah oh oh woah oh oh 
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah 
Get out of that state 
Get out of that state 
You're living in your own Private Idaho, 
livin in your own Private.... Idaho