This town ain't much to look at, there ain't that much to do  
With the local Joe's at the stop and go and the class of '42  
We go down to the laundromat and listen to that station  
Find out where the fire was at and see what's in rotation  
 
Good morning to you, good morning to you  
Laundromat radio  
 
Last year's reader's digests, weight watchers magazines  
Discussions on arthritis with dirty welfare queens  
With a case of light beer and a pack of light cigarettes  
We try to minimize the damage but still raise our consciousness  
 
Good morning to you, good morning to you  
Laundromat radio  
 
Tomorrow I think I'll get up and march on down to Sears  
And buy all those appliances I've been dreamin' of for years  
Then I'll get on of those stereo receivers of my own  
So I can be bored to tears from the comfort of my home  
 
Laundromat radio