Just be clever for clever's sake, starin' at the ceiling into shadow-fakes  
The circle-smokes in the ladies room only got you as far as the roles assumed  
A glimpse of the perfect crime is just a reverie away  
Whadaya say we hang there a while for expediency's sake?  
 
And fantasize the great demise of the unfunny  
Cut and dry, we'll bid good-bye to the unfunny  
 
Their personality inspires like a five pound bag of fertilizer  
Like living in a house with fifteen cats, you're unaware of the stench when a line goes flat  
A glimpse of the perfect crime is just a reverie away  
Whadaya say we hang there a while for expediency's sake? 
  
And fantasize the great demise of the unfunny  
Set 'em up, we'll drink a cup to the unfunny