(alexander/naydock) 
 
when I die, call this number 
unencumber yourself from the details 
the whole thing's bought and paid for 
the box, the viewing and one more ride 
 
bought a plot by some azaleas  
they never fail to impress in the brochure 
see me off at sunset 
I hope it's glorious outside 
 
I am thinking in ways 
that I never have before 
I am counting the days 
that I never have before 
 
of course the breakfast will be dinner 
your choice of a couple of entrees 
you'll meet some real characters 
some even I haven't seen in a while 
 
I am thinking in ways 
I never have before 
I am counting the days 
that I never have before 
 
I need you to distribute 
everything that I have written down here 
they are bits and pieces 
of all who made me what I am 
 
drink a few, get to know them 
don't forget to tip your waitress 
through them you'll know me better 
and life is really worth a damn 
 
I am thinking in ways 
I never have before 
I am counting the days 
that I never have before