It is as smooth as a mutilated shit on a shingle at dawn
Rip rip rip van winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn
Would you like to do a boing boing boing boing? 

She?s a fun-lovin? woman and I?d love to see her wiggle
She?s a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle
She?d like to do a boing boing boing boing? 

Oh yeah -- oh yeah -- oh yeah -- ohhhhhh yeah