Let me lock in the system at warp 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what to do

Let?s cruise past all the golden poo
That makes me blue
This thing gonna ? ? ? ? * on the...

Poopship, poopship destroyer
On the poopship, poopship destroyer

Let me jam all the frequencies on channel 2
I?ve been chewin? on this brownie
And I thinks I?m almost through

Let?s cruise, the chocolate stew was you know who
I told you to jam the frequency
This sector?s chartered by you

Everybody
Poopship, on the poopship destroyer
The poopship, poopship destroyer
Poo, poo, poop

* - on original lyric sheet