When I'm stable long enough 
I start to look around for love 
See a sweet and floral print 
My mind begins the arrangements 
But when I start to feel that pull 
Turns out I just pulled myself 
She would never go with me 
Were I the last girl on earth 
I'm dumb she's a lesbian 
I thought I had found the one 
We were good as married in my mind 
But married in my mind's no good 
A pink triangle on her sleeve 
Let me know the truth 
Let me know the truth 
Might have smoked a few in my time 
But never thought it was a crime 
Knew the day would surely come 
When I'd chill and settle down 
When I think I've found a good old fashioned girl 
Then she put me in my place 
If everyone's a little queer 
Can't she be a little straight 
Chorus, Chorus, Chorus 
Let me know the truth