My whole family 
Loves 'Three's Company' 
See the reruns constantly 
There on my TV 

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Well, I know what's on the tube 
I know just what to see 
Got my TV Guide with me 

'MASH' and 'All in the Family' 
'The Munsters' and 'Mayberry R. F. D.' 
I will always be busy 
Watching my TV 

Oprah Winfrey talks to me 
Every day at three 
Then soon it'll be 
'Wheel' and 'Jeopardy' 

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Well, I'm in such ecstasy 
When I'm watchin' TV 
I'm a boob tube devotee 

Think I'm losin' my sanity 
I'm addicted to Regis and Kathie Lee 
Forever I will always be 
Glued to my TV 

Love 'The Partridge Family' 
And 'Dynasty' 
And 'Laverne and Shirley' 
And 'Hard Copy' 

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