this is a story about a friend of mine 
he is abnormally intelligent 
he could bust a phatty rhyme even when he got up in the blunt 
but that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to town 
he let here take him away from me so i had to ask him how 
that's when he said she takes advantage of me she takes advantage of me 
she takes advantage of me she takes advantage of me 
she even knows when i pee i think eventually she'll make a meal out of me 

because her love is a mutt from hell that i can't live without 
your love is a mutt from hell that i can't live without 
one of these days i swear i'm gonna get out 
'til then your love is a mutt from hell that i can't live without 

that's why i'm talking to you now 

sarah lives with bradley now i guess that is how she wants her shit 
he needed a place to stay so it's of mutual benefit 
i stopped by on my way to pomona yesterday 
she sat down and spilled her guts to me 
that's when i thought she would tell me she's gay 
instead she said he takes advantage of me he takes advantage of me 
he takes advantage of me he takes advantage of me 
he even knows when i pee i think eventually he'll make a meal out of me 

because her love is a mutt from hell that i can't live without 
your love is a mutt from hell that i can't live without 
one of these days i swear i'm gonna get out 
'til then your love is a mutt from hell that i can't live without 

that's why i'm talking to you now 
talking to that's why i'm talking to that's why i'm talking to 
talking to that's why i'm talking to that's why i'm talking talking talking to you now 

because your love is a mutt from hell that i can't live without