when i look at your face i see dirt 
all the sunshine you blow up my a starts to hurt 
and i don't really mind if i'm nothin' in your eyes 
it's no surprise to me 
there's a rocket i built 
it's under my kilt 
it's coming to blow you away 

i was a jerk 
i did the work for somebody else's dream 
i took the chance 
i lost my pants 
in somebody else's dream tonight 

now you're calling me up to get paid 
and if you don't get paid then you'll never get laid 
but i really don't have any money 
i say goodbye and you'll have to depend on your size 
there's a rocket i built 
it's under my kilt 
it's coming to blow you away 

i was a jerk 
i did the work for somebody else's dream 
i took the chance 
i lost my pants 
in somebody else's dream tonight 

now i think that i'm going to bed 
as the image of you and yer crap leaves my head 
cause it's t minus 20 tomorrow rocket flies 
and it doesn't depend on the size 
there's a rocket i built 
it's under my kilt 
it's coming to blow you away 

i was a jerk 
i did the work for somebody else's dream 
i took the chance 
i lost my pants 
in somebody else's dream tonight