her name is noel 
i have a dream about her 
she rings my bell 
i got gym class in half an hour 
and oh how she rocks 
in keds and tube socks 
but she doesn't know who i am 
and she doesn't give a damn about me 

cuz i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby 
yeah i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby 
listen to iron maiden baby with me ooh 

her boyfriend's a dick 
he brings a gun to school 
he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth 
he lives on my block 
and he drives an irok 
and he doesn't know who i am 
and he doesn't give a damn about me 

cuz i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby 
yeah i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby 
listen to iron maiden baby with me ooh 
ooh yeah dirtbag 
no she doesn't know what she's missin' 

man i feel like mold 
it's prom night and i am lonely lo and behold 
she's walkin' over to me this must be fake 
my lip starts to shake 

how does she know who i am 
why does she give a damn about me 
i've got two tickets to iron maiden baby 
come with me friday don't say maybe 
i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you ooh 
ooh yeah dirtbag 
no she doesn't know what she's missin'