i think i need another lover 
i think i need another lover 
i think i need another lover 
like i need a hole in my head 

why do you chase me and play hard to get 
when you know very well that i couldn?t care less 
i could never find a girl like you 
appealing 
with your soft boiled head 
and hard boiled views 
you?re a baby maggie thatcher in trendier shoes 
it would make me laugh 
if it wasn?t quite so depressing 

do i really have to tell the world 
i?ve already found my perfect girl 

i see you?re furious cos i?m staying calm 
well my fidelity is not prey to your charms 
i bet you never thought someone who looks like me 
could be so choosy 
so go back to the bar and i?ll stay here 
in the same little corner i?ve stood for years 
with the geeks and the freaks 
my unfashionable clique 
of losers 

do i really have to tell the world 
i?ve already found my perfect girl 

is it so hard to understand 
look at my third finger 
left hand