How peculiar 
 
I am all of the above babe 
Johnny ?? to the grave 
?? all the stamps in 
Spend it on a kettle 
 
Rub me rub me up right lovely 
If you lick it then lick it battery 
Good if I believe ?? 
 
I haven't got a clue what to do with you 
Need for you to love me so much 
Jesus what am I going to do with this crush 
So get the old fella and wack it up against the touch 
 
How peculiar 
 
Bend your long legs against the sofa and the Dorchester 
You can eat your All Bran 
I'm not into heart sports 
 
Oh I haven't got a clue what to do with you 
Jesus all the things my head is going through 
God what am I going to do with this crush 
Just wack the old man out and get it up against the touch 
 
How peculiar 
 
Jesus what am I to do man 
I am a depressed man 
Not sure what I'm doing 
All of the day 
 
How peculiar 
 
I am all of the above man 
I am what you want man 
If you want me here I am 
Come and get it baby