Canned laughter for applause 
You've opened doors 
In and out of their wives 
In and out of your smalls 
It's not a BAFTA you're after 
You want a million dollar lay 
By all means necessary 
You will get your way 
 
It all seems so easy 
But so are you 
That's what I've heard them say 
 
All the make up that you wear 
Can't hide the flaws 
Your work in charity for your own cause 
You won't be dating a teacher 
You'd rather shag a manic street preacher 
By all means necessary 
You will get your way 
 
It all seems so easy 
But so are you 
That's what I've heard them say 
 
Sex with a stranger 
You've been laid in a manger 
And you think he's your saviour 
Will he leave his pager? 
You could be his daughter 
Look what he's bought ya 
But the money won't change ya 
Of that there's no danger 
 
Now your life's gettin' darker 
It's you that they're after 
Fifteen minutes a martyr 
Blame it on your father 
That dress nearly fits ya 
Girl what's possessed you 
Can we please take your picture 
You know they'll forget ya  
Ooh yeah 
 
It all seems so easy 
But so are you 
That's what I've heard them say 
 
By all means necessary 
You will get your way 
By all means necessary 
You will get your way 
By all means necessary 
You will get your way 
 
You don't get your way 
By giving it away 
 
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