He and his wife have had problems 
That he's played off like nothing's wrong 
'Til he comes home from work early 
Just to find the girl is gone 
Oh but he gets into the cupboard 
Picks out that bottle of gin 
Drinks like there's no tomorrow 
And decides to take a spin 
 
No don't drive drunk 
Don't drive drunk, no 
Don't drive drunk 
Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad 
 
Teenager at a live party 
Says, "give me one for the road" 
But he's already so inebriated 
If you lit a smoke he'd explode 
But bartender says, "I don't think so" 
Young one says, "I can deal" 
Staggering out he says, "check you all later" 
But I really don't think he will 
 
No don't drive drunk 
Don't drive drunk, no 
Don't drive drunk 
Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad 
[Repeat] 
 
[Background] 
Don't drive drunk 
d-d-d don't drive drunk 
Don't drive drunk 
Hicup 
[repeat] 
 
Boy out with girl on their first date 
Gets pulled over by the law 
Officer says, "hey can't you drive straight 
Or have you been drinking alcohol?" 
Boy says, "man are you crazy?" 
Cop says, "hey then walk this line" 
But results from the breathalizer 
Proves he's charged with D.U.I. 
 
No don't drive drunk 
Don't drive drunk, no 
Don't drive drunk 
Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad 
[Repeat] 
 
[Background] 
Don't drive drunk 
d-d-d don't drive drunk 
Don't drive drunk 
Hicup 
[repeat]