[Wyclef:] 
Hello, boys and girls. 
Welcome, to Wyclef Words of Wisdom. 
Have you ever been sitting in your 
house at two o'clock in the morning  
and you get a mysterious phone 
call from a girl that you don't know? 
(A female begins talking sexy) 
Now, hold on, think with your mind 
and not with your pistol. 
Cause if you invite her over 
this is what might happen: 
 
Rape! Rape! 
Rape! Rape! 
Rape! Rape!  
(What the... Yo, yo, yo...shit!) 
Rape! Rape! 
Rape! Rape!  
Rape! Rape! 
 
[Cop:] Freeze! Put your hands in the air! 
[Wyclef:] Officer, you don't understand. 
She called me. I was sleeping. 
I was minding my business. 
[Cop:] I don't give a flying fuck 
about two bits about a piss. 
You're  fuckin' guilty.	 
(Yes, yes) 
[Wyclef:] Nobody's protected.