Pubs and clubs and opening hours 
Was all he knew 
One arm bandits and Affiliated members 
Women taboo 
Had his own tankard 
And the evening Standard 
And a trophy from darts 
That he kept over the bar 
He'd nothing to fear 
He had his beer 
B-E-E-R! 
Then came her 
Through the blur 
Then came she 
Made him see 
He saw the light before he'd finished his pint 
She saved him from the biggest crime in life 
They hated her 
They said you'll never see him again 
Got a mortgage 'round his neck 
And eight screaming kids 
But his seat's always here if he wants it