Woolworth beauty 
Factory beau 
Arm in arm 
They must go 
To the church of dance with the light on low 
 
Meccanic dancing oh we go 
Can't wait until the weekend comes 
I want to be with all my chums 
 
Alcohol is an easy key 
Helps you unwind 
And dance with me 
To a disco trot from Germany 
 
I'm standing in front of this girl 
I'm under a flourescent light 
I've had a few beers inside me 
I feel like a giant tonight