I've got girls, they're in my room. 
The only things my room is not here. 
10 til 2, the clock won't move, detention hall is better with beer.

I can do it all in my room. 
I can be a rock star with a bad attitude (come on). 
I am the king in my room. 
I can ground my mom and dad for being bad if I choose.

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Shapow! How do you like me know? 
SHAZAM, I don't think you understand. 
Shaquick! Here I got a 10 inch, TV screen . . . only in my room.

I've got green, it's in my room. 
The only things my room is not here. 
Pitching tents, inside my pants. 
There's a pool of drool by my ear.

I can fake it all in my room, I can be a quarterback, 
I'm the coolest guy in school (check it). 
I can get on down in my room. 
I can go and freak Rebecca Romijn in the nude.

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TV, munchies, ______, DVD in my room. 
Watchin' juggies, spankin' monkies, doughnut dunkin' in my room. 
Ladies love me, pour me heinies, feed me grapies, in my room. 
Write a shitty record, for my record label in my room.

IN MY ROOM, IN MY ROOM, IN MY ROOOOOOOMMM!! (x3). 

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