A wont a you a dance wit me at the annual all star  a banquet
A will a feel so fancy free at the annual all star a banquet
Everyone in town will be lookin their best, 
Even Mrs. Selman with the one extra breast.
Its a kind of a nite when ur feet match 
When u feel nearly 5 foot 3!
They'll laugh and they'll dance and they'll pee in their pants
Cuz there's a patch at the all star a banquet waiting for me!

[Thanks to spriterocks@aol.com for lyrics]