Caractacus: 
Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker
And don't try a toffee or cream
If you seek perfection in sugar confection
Well there's something new on the scene
A mouth full of cheer
A sweet without peer
A musical morsel supreme!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The candies you whistle, the whistles you eat.
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The eatable, tweetable treats!

Truly: 
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The toot of a flute with the flavor of fruit!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
No longer need candy be mute!

Caractacus: 
Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker

Truly: 
and don't try a toffee or cream!
If you seek perfection in sugar confection,

Caractacus: 
well, there's something new on the scene:

Truly: 
that mouth full of cheer;

Caractacus: 
that sweet without peer;

Both: 
That musical morsel supreme!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
A bon-bon to blow on at last has been found
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets,
with tweetable, eatable sound!

Scrumptious: 
No--take it away!

Truly: 
Father, please! (he takes one)
Toot! Hmm-Hmm. Toot! Laughter from Truly and her father. (He takes a bite)

Caractacus: 
He likes it! 

Cast: 
Hooray!

Caractacus: 
Their value is intrinsic,

Truly: 
surpass any mint stick

Kids: 
Or marshmallow mouthful you munch

Caractacus: 
Though licorice is chewy

Truly: 
And gum drops are gooey

Kids: 
And chocolate is charming to crunch

Caractacus and Truly: 
That savory fife,

Women: 
that sweet of your life

Kids and factory workers: 
It's clearly the best of the bunch.

(Dance break)

All: 
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!

Caractacus: 
That savory fife

Truly: 
That sweet of your life

All: 
Is clearly the best of the bunch
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
A bon-bon to blow on at last has been found
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The treat that's so tweetable,
lusciously eatable,
with that unbeatable--(break) sound!

[Thanks to selina_moses@hotmail.com for lyrics]