Brian:
(spoken) And I’d like to sing a song of gratitude to that special chum.

(sung)
When I have a heart that’s heavy
Feeling I was born to lose
You are there to say that life’s okay
Thank you for it all dear booze.

When a chilly wind is blowin’
Telling me to sing the blues
You begin to show your soothing glow
Thank you for it all dear booze.

Drifting, flying, on a cloud of whiskey dreams
No more sighing. Eyes alight with moonshine beams.

When a love is unrequited
When she brushes off my woos
You are there to mend, my fluid friend
Thank you for it all dear booze

(musical interlude)

Drifting, flying, on a cloud of whiskey dreams
No more sighing. Eyes alight with moonshine beams.

When a love is unrequited
When she brushes off my woos
You are there to mend, my fluid friend
Thank you for it all dear booze
Thank you for it all, dear booze.

[Thanks to aje.mm@verizon.net for lyrics]