Educated with money 
He's well dressed and funny 
And not to say in most conversations 
But he'll cast the spell in all situations 
'Cause he survived the dark lord... 
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment 
wizards will laugh at witches when they're not funny Parchment or Paper, 
Don't matter she'll have it 
Homework and studying these are a few of her favorite things 
She'll get what she wants if she's willing to please 
His type of girl always comes with a fee 
Hey now there's nothing for free 
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment 
Wizards will laugh at witches when they're not funny 
And these witches like these wizards, like these wizards like these witches 
The witches with the notebooks like wizards with glasses 
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment 
Let's go! 
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment 
wizards will laugh at witches when they're not funny 
And witches like wizards, like wizards like witches 
The witches with the notebooks like wizards with glasses 
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment 
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment 
Are losing their souls in a wizarding world 
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment 
Are losing their souls in a wizarding world 
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment 
Are losing their souls in a wizarding world 
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment 
Are losing their souls in a wizarding world