Hermione: 
I'm a Hogwarts girl, in my Hogwarts world 
I do magic, it's fantastic 
Ghosts fly everywhere, pixies in my hair 
A vacation from Muggle situations 

Ron: 
Wizards, witches, snakes, and snitches 

Hermione: 
I'm a hard-working girl 
In this non-Muggle world 
I do spells, I save Ron, I save Harry 

Ron: 
You're a know-it-all girl 
And I almost could scream 
Your obsession with homework is scary 

Hermione: 
You can laugh 
At my wa-ays 
But my O.W.L.S 
Are better than yours 
Oo-oo-oo 
I'm a Hogwarts girl, in my Hogwarts world 
I do magic, it's fantastic 
Ghosts fly everywhere, pixies in my hair 
A vacation from Muggle situations 

Ron: 
Wizards, witches, snakes, and snitches 

Hermione: 
And the homework! 

Ron: 
Spells and flying, Snape defying 

Hermione: 
S.P.E.W.! S.P.E.W.!