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TONY: Hey, how are y'all doin'? Where ya from?
Yeah yeah yeah ... Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

[Audience laughs.]

Whoa! Somebody's wearing a lot of perfume around here! 
Must be that time of the month!

[Audience groans.]

Huh? Yeah, I know all the tricks. A-how ya doin'?
Ya happen to be enjoying the pasta campanara?
Appears as though ya are! Whoops, hey! Look out!
I think you sat on some cottage cheese! Oh, pardon
me, that's your __! K?