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[TONY:] I got 20 bucks that you work for me now!
I would like to use a phone!

[MAN:] Not on the lot, sir.

[TONY:] How about a bathroom? I may have @$%& in my pants!
Drink of water?

[MAN:] No.

[TONY:] Aspirin?

[MAN:] No.

[TONY:] Moist towelette? 

[MAN:] No.

[TONY:] In that case, it has been a honor, 
and a good daaaayyy!!!