[Doorbell rings.]

[BOB: (clears throat)] It's a kind of a big day.
It's, uh, my buddy's first time with a
prostitute.

[WOMAN:] What are you talking about? Andy comes here
almost every weekend.

[BOB:] Who? Andy?! [laughs]

[WOMAN:] Oh, he doesn't always call himself that.
Sometimes he's "Tony," and he wears a tux.

[BOB:] Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! 

When I get home, babe
Gonna light your fire
All day, I've been thinkin' about you, babe
You're my one desire 

Gonna wrap my arms around you
Hold you close to me
Oh, babe, I wanna taste your lips
I wanna fill your fantasy, yeah

I don't what I'd do without you, babe 
Don't know where I'd be 
You're not just another lover
No, you're everything to me 

Everytime I'm with you, baby 
I can't believe it's true 
When you're layin' in my arms 
And you do the things you do 

You can see it in my eyes 
I can feel it in your touch 
You don't have to say a thing 
Just let me show how much 

Love you, need you, yeah 

I wanna kiss you all over 
And over again 
I wanna kiss you all over
Till the night closes in 
Till the night closes in 

Stay with me, lay with me
Holding me, loving me, baby 
Here with me, near with me
Feeling you close to me, baby 

So show me, show me ev'rything you do 
'Cause baby, no one does it quite like you 

Love you, need you, oh babe 

I wanna kiss you all over 
And over again 
I wanna kiss you all over
Till the night closes in 
Till the night closes in 

Till the night closes in 
Till the night closes in 
Till the night closes in 

[ANDY:] If I gave you both 300 dollars, would you, um,
come to Hollywood, and help me destroy a TV show?