Yo Yo Yo! 
All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! 
On my grades, on my lines you can't touch Kevin G! 
I'm a mathlete, I'm a nerd, 
But forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, 
Sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor!

The G's silent when I sneak through your door. 
And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. 
I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. 
Cause the next time you see her she'll be like 'OOH! KEVIN G!'
[cut off]

[Thanks to Wilksey@Softhome.net for lyrics]