Loco man,
watchin' all the fish swim away.
He no work; he just sleep and play.
Sitting here on da sand.

Sunny land,
Coconut comin down all da time.
Milk, she sweeter than honey wine.
Sitting here on da sand.

(spoken) He's a loco man!

Loco man,
crazy, but he gotta plan.
Doin' it just because he can.
Yeah, he loco like ice cold cocoa.

Loco man,
sit in sun when he want to sweat.
Go in ocean to get him wet,
Sitting here on da sand.

(spoken) He's a loco man!

Loco man,
crazy, but he gotta plan.
Doin' it just because he can.
Yeah, he loco like ice cold cocoa.

Loco man,
sit in sun when he want to sweat.
Go in ocean to get him wet,
Sitting here on da sand.
Sitting here on da sand.
(spk) Dat's da loco man you're talkin' about.
Sitting here on da sand.
(spk) Dat's right
Loco man!

[Thanks to wefas2@hotmail.com for lyrics]