I'll meet you in the red room,
Close the door and dim the lights.
I will be yours truly
If indeed the price is right.

So throw your sword, be my king,
Let your passions rise and sing.
Just show me the diamonds
And I'll let you wear my ring.

So just lay down beside me,
Let us consummate.
I know you're bursting,
Let me help you deflate.

If you want to plug in
For a high-voltage connection,
Show me cold hard cash
And I will turn on my affection.

[ Moaning. ]
I'll let you just a little . . .

So don't hesitate,
I won't kiss and tell.
No need to worry,
'Cause I'm a professional.

The show can start as soon
As I see money on the table,
I have an empty space to fill,
I'm willing if you're able.

[ Moaning ]
I'll let you repeat just a little . . .

I'll meet you in the red room,
Close the door and dim the lights.
I will be yours truly
If indeed the price is right.

So throw your sword, be my king,
Let your passions rise and sing.
Just show me the diamonds
And I'll let you wear my ring.

I'll let you wear my ring,
I'll let you wear my ring,
I'll let you wear my ring.

Meet you in the red room,
Meet you in the red room,
Meet you in the red room.

[Thanks to AiIesdeLamour@aol.com for corrections]