My sister had 3 kids they were 2,4,6.
The 2 year old was the boss.
The 4 year old was a demon that
was out his mind and the 6 year old was a punk.

One night I caught the six year old in tke kitchen.
I said what you doin.
[6 year old]
I'm getting some milk and cookies.
Ant no milk and cookies care yo ass to bed
[six year old]
I have to get some milk and cookies before
 the 2year old kick my ass