Let's come in now with a word about coffee
Yes, Jearlyn, nothing simulates a person
Keeps you focused quite like good old caffeine 

Jearlyn Steele:
Black coffee 

Garrison Keillor:
Mmmmm, so good
I'm glad you like it too 

Smells so lovely when you pour it
You'll want to drink a quart of coffee
It's delicious all alone
It's also good with donuts, black coffee 

Both:
Coffee simulate your urges 
It's served in Lutheran Church
Keeps the sweets and the German
Awake through the sermon
Have a pot of it today
I'm sure you'll say it awfully good coffe