I've got your picture of me and you 
You wrote "I love you" I love you too
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color 
Your hair is brown 
Your eyes are hazel 
And soft as clouds 
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture 
I'd like a million of you over myself
I asked the doctor to take your picture 
So I can look at you from inside as well 
You've got me turning up and turning down 
and turning in and turning 'round 

I'm turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so 
Turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so 
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so 
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture 
I'd like a million of you over myself
I asked the doctor to take your picture 
So I can look at you from inside as well 
You've got me turning up and turning down 
and turning in and turning 'round 

I'm turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so 
Turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so 
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so 
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark 
Everyone around me is a total stranger 
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger 
Everyone

That's why I'm turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so 
Turning Japanese 
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so 
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so 
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese 
I really think so...