[Lisa Loeb:] Where am I? 
[B Real:] How did I get here? 
[Patti Smith:] Today is very different than yesterday. 
[Lou Rawls:] So this is the world? 
[Laurie Anderson:] I miss my old womb. 
[Gordon Gano:] The wallpaper here just ain't the same. 
[Fred Schneider:] This word is something strange. 
[Loeb:] I'm wet, 
[Phife:] I'm cold, 
[Lenny Kravitz:] (waggles diaper) I need a change, 
[All:] (tosses blankets in air) This world is something new to me. 
[Phife:] (on one monitor) Oh, my head! What is this? I can't take it! 
[Dawn Robinson:] (on an adjacent monitor) Me either! 
[Robotic camera zooms in on next baby]
[Beck:] I'm hungry, 
[Rawls:] I'm tired, 
[Jakob Dylan:] (pounds crib floor to make pacifier bounce) I'm irritated. 
[Rawls:] But I love the extra leg room. 
[Smith:] (Points to her bellybutton) Man! They cut my cord! 
[Iggy Pop:] (Looks in his diaper to see, uh, 
something Jewish boys get, usually at birth) consider yourself lucky! 
[Dylan:] This world is way too big. 
[Pop:] (baby points at Chuckie) And populated by fuzzy pigs. 
[All:] This world is something new to me. 
[Schneider:] This world is such a gas. (passes gas) 
[Kate Pierson & Cindy Wilson:] P.U., where's your class? 
[All:] This world is something new to me. 
(Two baby carriers collide with each other as the Rugrats push them around) 
[Beck:] (shouts) Quiet! can't a guy get some shuteye? 
[Smith:] (shouts) It's so noisy in here. 
[Pop:] (shouts) I can barely hear myself suck. 
(baby grabs bottle from Chuckie) 
[Dylan:] The food here tastes pretty good, 
[Phife:] My compliments to the chef. 
[Robinson:] And you gotta holler to get fed. 
[Rawls:] But I could get used to that. 
(babies cry; Chuckie falls on floor onto a light switch) 
[Loeb:] This world is way too bright, 
[Beck:] Can't somebody turn down the light? 
[Beck:] (as another baby; looks inside diaper) So that's what that thing looks like. 
[Dylan:] All things here are meant for play, 
(throws pacifier; robotic camera follows it) 
[Schneider:] It's gonna be a real cool day. 
[All:] This world is something new to me. 
(Newborns pee in the air to make a fountain, 
while unidentified babies sing: "da-de-da-da-da",
etc.; one of the female babies say "Real cool", while another one says "Look!") 
[All:] (as rainbow forms) This world is something new to me. 
[robotic camera retracts and monitor shuts off as number ends]